If You Cant Be Funny Jokes
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c–
MOO!
(Sorry. We had to start off this collection of bad jokes with one of the oldest in the book.)
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If you're Canadian when you go in the bathroom…
…and Canadian when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
…Get it? Bad jokes don't even need a punch line to be funny!
Here are 20 food jokes almost everyone will find funny.
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said, "Wow, it's pretty hot in here." The other one shouted, "Wow, a talking muffin!"
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I sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust.
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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.
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Two windmills are standing in a wind farm.
One asks, "What's your favourite type of music?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
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I like elephants.
Everything else is irrelephant.
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Two guys walk into a bar.
The third guy ducks.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
These 25 work-friendly jokes will crack you up.
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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
For drizzle.
Start your week off right with these 15 funny Monday jokes.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An in-vest-igator.
Here are 10 hilarious golf jokes that are better than a hole-in-one.
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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Trick or treat! Here are 20 corny Halloween jokes that anyone can remember.
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A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
"Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there!" The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: "It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."
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Why don't dinosaurs talk?
Because they're dead.
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Get it?
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"Supplies!"
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What did the buffalo say when his son left?
Bison!
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What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob.
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What's the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
"Oops!"
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Three fish are in a tank.
One asks the others, "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's the dumbest animal in the jungle?
A polar bear.
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What do you call a man who can't stand?
Neil.
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
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I don't trust stairs.
They're always up to something.
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Have you heard the rumour about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn't be spreading it.
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Next, check out the 50 Canadian comedians to watch—and their most hilarious jokes.
Originally Published: January 28, 2021
Source: https://www.readersdigest.ca/culture/bad-jokes-cant-help-laugh-at/
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